Bootstrappin’ Biatch Hoodie — Funny Unisex Entrepreneur Sweatshirt

The funding round was you. The attitude came free.

You’re building the business, paying the invoices, and answering emails from people who assume there’s a team.

There is a team. You’re wearing its hoodie.

The Bootstrappin’ Biatch Hoodie brings a little well-earned sass to the business of backing yourself. BOOTSTRAPPIN’ BIATCH says what the polished founder bio leaves out: this takes nerve, persistence, and an impressive ability to keep going after opening another bill.

For entrepreneurs, startup founders, small business owners, and side hustlers doing the work on their own terms, this unisex founder hoodie puts some personality into the long days.

A funny entrepreneur gift for your favorite self-funded powerhouse—or yourself, because you also run employee appreciation.

If you enjoy a roomier fit, we recommend ordering one size up.

Part of the Bootstrappin’ collection by 7000 Foot Faith.

For the founder funding her own dream, keeping the lights on, and occasionally muttering at the printer. You didn’t wait for a permission slip or a perfectly timed investment round. You started. The hoodie is for the days when the business needs everything you’ve got—and your sense of humor deserves a seat at the table.

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.