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Bootstrappin’ Founder Crossword T-Shirt — All the Titles. One Bank Account. | Funny Entrepreneur Tee

Bootstrappin’ Founder Crossword T-Shirt — All the Titles. One Bank Account. | Funny Entrepreneur Tee

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You’re the founder. The investor. The CEO. Also the janitor.

Somehow, after holding every title in the company, you’re still BROKE.

The Founder Crossword T-Shirt turns the small-business org chart into a wearable inside joke. FOUNDER, INVESTOR, CEO, JANITOR, and BROKE intersect in a centered front graphic, with the punchline underneath:

ALL THE TITLES. ONE BANK ACCOUNT.

Because when you’re bootstrapping a business, the person making the big decisions is usually also buying the supplies, answering the emails, cleaning up, and checking whether that invoice finally got paid. Your executive team has range. Your bank account would appreciate a little less involvement.

Part of the Bootstrappin’ collection from 7000 Foot Faith, this funny founder shirt is for entrepreneurs, startup founders, and self-employed business owners who know what “wearing every hat” actually means. Sometimes it means leading the meeting. Sometimes it means finding the mop.

Periwinkle FOUNDER lettering, silver-gray supporting titles, and copper-colored BROKE bring the crossword to life against your choice of Black or White. A small copper BOOTSTRAPPIN’ signature finishes the design. Consider it your company directory—with unusually honest financial reporting.

The fabric has substance, too. Made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton, this entrepreneur T-shirt features a substantial 5.5 oz/yd² fabric weight and a soft-washed finish for comfortable everyday wear. Side-seamed construction and a reinforced neckline with a 1 × 1 ribbed collar complete the tee.

Fabric and design details:

- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Substantial midweight fabric: 5.5 oz/yd²
- Soft-washed finish
- Side-seamed construction
- Reinforced neckline with a 1 × 1 ribbed collar
- Centered front crossword graphic
- Periwinkle, silver-gray, and copper-colored lettering

Looking for a funny entrepreneur gift? This founder crossword tee makes a knowing nod to the small-business owner, side-hustle builder, or startup founder whose entire leadership team shares one coffee mug.

Wear it to coffee meetings, coworking sessions, weekend errands, or the home office that never quite closes. Wherever the business takes you, there’s a decent chance the janitor is coming too.

Multiple titles. One person. Same bank account.

Care

Machine-wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent. Avoid fabric softener. Hang-dry or tumble-dry low. Do not dry-clean or iron directly over the artwork. Follow the care label.


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